It’s time to get rid of Killer Clowns – by paintball shooting them

A South London paintball firm is offering Londoners the chance to shoot Killer Clowns this week.

UKPaintball will be offering the service as part of a Halloween special.

“The recent clown craze has taken the world by storm and it seems there is growing demand for revenge on these killer creatures,” the firm said in a statement.

“We at UKPaintball have been piloting a new experience where customers get to hunt down and unleash their rounds on these hapless clowns.

“The testing has been fun, scary and at times damn right crazy, but hey it’s our job!”

“For Halloween we’re set to open our doors to the public at a venue yet to be revealed to experience our very first Killer Clown hunt.”

The company is aiming to get clowns off the streets and into a more fun-filled atmosphere.

“We’re currently offering Clowns the chance to come in for FREE (as long as they don’t mind be hunted down).  So if your planning on dressing up as a clown and thinking of loitering in your local town scaring old folk then seriously, its time to man up and get down to UKPaintball.”

You can get involved, either as a clown or a clown-hunter, by emailing [email protected].

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